December 2010
DO I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK?
happy birthday,
im getting stabbed.
420.
so. my boyfriend & his cousin get busted for smoking pot.
(technically only his cousin got busted, my bf came clean to his parents so he wouldn’t get punished aaaaaas much.)
all they said was “it’s not okay, don’t do it again.”
thennnn they bought his ass a brand new 32” flat-screen tv.
what.the.fuck.
jaw(sz) droppin'.
no, i do not have 184 followers.
what the hell.
stop saying that,
the stupid thingy won’t work right.
help..?
anyone? //:
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Watchc00lst0rybr0-:
-fucktillthesuncomesup:
So I decided to just share my biggest secret instead of all the little ones.
I’m not looking for sympathy.
This is just a video for my followers to get to know me a little better.
I really want to give you a gigantic hug right now.
i love you.
choke
on the shit you talk.
is it hot in here?
i wish.
i had heat vision.
i hate you, and i want you to burn.
i hope you die. i wish you would.
you’re a nasty whore, annnnd, i think im gonna melt you.
kay, bye.
(:
queenofslutz-deactivated2011103 asked: Sierra, you're dumb. xD You don't ENTER the number for the tracker ( your thing that says jaw(z) droppin' ) the number is supposed to show up itself when someone visits your tumblr. DUBMASS? (:
No thanks, I don't do incest.
Okay, I understand when you feel frisky & all & that’s okay,
just not when my five year old sister is in the room.
No. I will not talk dirty to you, while she’s in the room.
Go to the bathroom, or go home & jack off.
[ I’d prefer if you went hommme & did that. ]
I reallllly don’t wanna have to explain to her the birds&the bee’s.
Control your...
you have a disgusting aftertaste.
Dear Coke,
please stop having a nasty after taste. yuck.
i’m not sure if it’s cause i drank you with spagehtii or whaaaat,
but daaaaamn nikkkuh, you is funky! okay, that is all.
enjoy your life, that will end when i finish drinking you.
sincerely,
...
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yourtransientfriend:
yourtransientfriend.tumblr.com/ask
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Anonymous asked: your sezxy hoez.
he's my cherry pie...
my stepfather’s father decided to make cherry pie.
good right? yeah.
so, after freezinnng my tush off outside with my boyfriend&my parents,
i ran inside to get a piece of the deliiiiiicious pie.
i grabbed the proper utensils, and started to cut. when i tried to remove the pie,
from the pie pan, it completely fell. apart.
so i had to scoop cherry pie.
tell me, who scoops cherry...
